Uma Thurman Engaged

Actress Uma Thurman has gotten engaged to her boyfriend Stellan Skarsgard.

Okay, it's not Stellan Skarsgard...it's "financier" Arpad "Arki" Busson. Am I the only one getting a Raffaelo Follieri vibe?

Busson reportedly gave Uma an engagement ring so big she can "barely fit it through the sleeve of her coat." Tasteful.

Let's hope the wedding doesn't turn into a bloodbath like Uma's last wedding, which left her in a coma from a bullet to the head. Oh wait, that was a movie. I've gotta work on that whole "distinguishing fantasy from reality" thing don't I?