Those Gladiator Boots

Mary-Kate Olsen and the other trendy starlets all dig these Gladiator-inspired boots. Why? Because a bunch of designers told them they were hot. I'm convinced the designers are just having fun with these bitches now, seeing what kind of crazy shit they can make the dumb twats wear. Next year Mary-Kate and the rest will be sporting big hats that look like watermelons and the fashion mavens will all be off in the corner laughing.