Sex and the City Premieres in London. Lesbo Boobs and Foliage Hats Abound.

Sex and the City had its big premiere in London today. The four hos of course all showed up. The lesbo decided to show everyone her boobs for some reason. And Sarah Jessica Parker...she saw it next to the road and thought, "I have to wear that on my head."

Is that the top of an acorn? Isn't she afraid a passing cow will attempt to munch on that thing? With those butterflies, isn't she afraid Mariah Carey will sue her for copyright infringement? Don't laugh...Mariah could do it. She thinks she invented butterflies.