Mel Gibson and Britney Spears Are in Costa Rica

Mel Gibson's interest in Britney Spears extends beyond dinner dates. Even as we speak, the loopy Jew-hater and the over-medicated vehicular menace are enjoying a weekend stay together at Mel's place in Costa Rica.

Gibson appears to have adopted Britney as a sort of project. Some act of Christian charity I guess. Or maybe he just wants to get in her pants. I don't even care to speculate as to what ulterior motives Gibson may have. That dude's brain is a frightening place full of spiders and scorpions and talking whiskey bottles.