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Pig Piggy Back

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:15:00 -0400

How far do you think Timberlake got before he had to set her down? Three steps? Biel's a big girl. She arm-wrestles orangutans in her spare time.

Anal Fabrication

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:09:00 -0400

Anne Hathaway never said she likes it in the asshole in an interview with Esquire. I know guys, I'm sorry - but the whole thing was made up. Defamer got to the bottom of it - apparently the whole thing originated with a site called CelebDump. Congrats to the folks over there for concocting a completely fake story and basically suckering everyone on the internet. Did I mention the rumor I heard about Blake Lively? Apparently she enjoys donkey sex. She'll be confessing the whole thing in next month's issue of Bestiality Confidential. That's a good rag.

Hayden Panettiere is an Annoying Old Lady

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:04:00 -0400

Nothing drives me more insane in this supposedly more convenient modern world of ours than old people struggling with the card swiper in front of me at the supermarket. Yo granny, what's wrong with just carrying cash? Whip out a fifty and let the high school drop-out give you your change. How do grannies have nickels to give their grandkids nowadays when they never get coin back at the store? Do they hand out nickel gift cards? "Thanks granny. This'll come in handy the next time I'm trying to break into someone's house."

Sharon Stone Parenting Manual Would be Quite a Read

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:11:00 -0400

Sharon Stone may be the most fucked-up parent in the history of the world. Court papers from her battle with ex-husband Phil Bronstein over custody of their son Roan reveal a list of bizarre violations of good mothering, including the time Sharon wanted to Botox Roan's feet to stop them from smelling, and another incident where she diagnosed Roan as suffering from a serious spinal condition when all he had was a backache from constipation. Apparently Sharon doesn't believe in taking kids to doctors any more than she believes in bathing their feet. Sharon tried countering Phil's custody case by arguing she could provide him better schooling, and by saying Phil "excluded" her from his home. The judge didn't buy it though. Now Sharon has Roan only one weekend per month, plus Christmas, Easter and a summer vacation. Which still seems like too much.

Not Diggin' It

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:01:00 -0400

Suri's obviously had it with the paps and the flashing bulbs and the craziness. It's too bad for her because Tom is never going to stop rolling her out. It's her job to make him seem more likable and human. That's why the scientists created her.

Letterman vs. Hathaway

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:53:00 -0400

David Letterman allegedly "grills" Anne Hathaway about her ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri in this video. You watch it (the "grilling" starts around 2:35) and tell me if you think he was really sticking it to her. She seems a tad uncomfortable with the subject but I hardly think she's "squirming" as some have suggested.

Letterman vs. Hathaway

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:53:00 -0400

Beach, Um, Babes

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:59:00 -0400

Sam Ronson usually gets ripped for the way she dresses. After seeing this picture, I would like to apologize to Sam and ask her to please find some of those hideous clothes she's always getting made fun of for and put them on. Now.

Beach, Um, Babes

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:59:00 -0400

Bill Maher vs. Sherri Shepherd

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:53:00 -0400

Bill Maher went on The View to hump his new anti-religion movie Religulous. The conversation was mostly civilized and sort of boring until Sherri Shepherd - you know, the chick who thinks the earth is flat - asked Bill if he had ever talked to God. Bill threw the question back in Sherri's face and Sherri, being Sherri, claimed she had indeed spoken personally to the almighty. To which Bill replied, "We should call Bellevue." Too late for that I think. Not surprisingly, the View bitches threw it to commercial before things could get out of hand. The exchange is at the very end of the above video. If Sarah Palin has to drop out of the race for any reason, McCain should definitely pick Shepherd. She wraps up the female, black and flaming religious idiot vote all by herself.