B4U India

Stop Telling Me How Smart She Is

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:23:00 -0400

Scarlett Johansson has announced that she will delay her wedding to actor Ryan Reynolds, and her reason is a novel one: She doesn't want to tear her brother Hunter away from his duties as a worker on Barack Obama's campaign. Right. Because Barack's prospects hinge entirely upon Scarlett's brother being there to hold things together for him. Someone muzzle this twat. Please.

Odd One

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:11:00 -0400

Am I the only one who gets a weird vibe off Cindy McCain? Yeah, Laura Bush has that kind of Stepford thing going too, but Cindy is...I don't know. It's like she ripped out her soul at some point, and stashed it away in a closet with her wedding dress and a shoebox full of pictures from when she was still a living breathing human. The stories about her are disconcerting as well. All the family members she doesn't want to acknowledge. Half-sisters she doesn't speak to. It's like she's created this little universe for herself and when something comes along that calls it into question she just wills that thing out of existence. I'm not sure exactly what she adds to her husband's run. Maybe people on that side of the aisle just like the idea of a candidate with a good-looking wife who stands there not talking. They imagine her baking John cookies and ironing his shirts like June Cleaver. Will she end up feeding John lines the way Nancy Reagan did for Ronnie after his mind started slipping? She's a creepy chick.

Voight Responds

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:43:00 -0400

Jon Voight has fired a return volley at Roseanne Barr, who recently attacked the actor and his estranged daughter Angelina Jolie for their support of Republican candidate John McCain. Roseanne blasted a few days ago:

Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.

Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?

It might be good for your Asian and African children's self-esteem to know you support [Barack Obama] for the leader of the free world.

Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death.

Voight responded in a statement to Extra TV:

We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents. Her parents responded to the accusations by going on the air and stating she is a psychopathic liar and her sister agreed.

(Editor's Note: Is he talking about Roseanne or Angie?)

Her defaming of our National Anthem in 1990 gave us insight into who she is and what she is capable of saying and doing. My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him. I can only pray that good people see her for what she is (sick of mind).

There's nothing like a couple of maniacs going at each other through the press. Thus far, Angelina and Brad have elected to stay out of it. Maybe because Roseanne already backed down a bit, saying she didn't mean that Brad and Angie were actually evil but just came across evil in the media. Head-scratcher. Anyway, Jon Voight calling anyone else sick of mind is just a hoot. Dude's batshit crazy and so are his kids. This needs to end in some really spectacular way. Pistols at dawn or something. Someone needs to die and I don't care who it is.

Someone Forgot to Clean the Pool

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:01:00 -0400

This is why I stay out of public pools.

Just Normal Folks

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:02:00 -0400

Where's the Hollywood glamour anymore for Lindsay Lohan? She and Sam Ronson look like every other lesbian couple now. You have to admire Ronson's ability to match big-ass sneakers with ill-fitting flannel shirt.

Just Shut it All Out

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:05:00 -0400

Anne Hathaway doesn't want to deal with any questions about her life. She doesn't want lesbian questions and she really doesn't want questions about her ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri and the way she ratted him out to the Feds. I wonder what she's listening to on those. Maybe she's learning to speak Chinese so she can move there and just disappear into some Godforsaken corner.

Daddy Damon

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:27:00 -0400

Matt Damon's wife Luciana has given him another kid, Gia Zavala. This brings their total to three after Isabella and Alexia. Gia, Isabella and Alexia? They really like soap opera names. Three girls too. If they lived in India they'd have fed at least two of them to crocodiles by now.

Daddy Damon

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:27:00 -0400

Dopes Redux

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:54:00 -0400

Perez Hilton's sources say Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are officially unbroken-up and currently wallowing in each other's dullness in Toronto. "Yay!" is all Perez offers by way of commentary. "Eh" is all I am able to add to that. A lot of no-life-having types who become emotionally invested in the romantic escapades of the famous are probably happy to hear this. I think it's sad that neither Ryan nor Rachel, both cute kids, can find anyone else but the other to fuck. It's a big world out there...

The Breakfast (Lunch and Dinner) of Champions

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:01:00 -0400

Jessica Simpson doesn't need Michael Lohan to get her a job endorsing Vitamin Water - because she already has one endorsing beer. "As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people," Simpson said by way of explaining her new affiliation with Dallas-based beer Stampede Light Plus, adding, "Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while." Sure. And I bet her fridge has always been stocked with Stampede Light Plus. At least since about last Friday.

Psst, hey Jess...did you know John Mayer was free again? I bet he'd like a tall cold glass of Stampede Light Plus. Or ten. And then to hammer you in the asshole with his big old penis. You can leave a huge load on his bedsheets just for old time's sake.