Hollywood

Off to the Park Bench

Brad Pitt continues his transformation into a creepy old guy you wouldn't want around your kids. Poor guy's brain is totally warped now.

Martha's Dream

This is the dick Martha Stewart would wish to have were she male. What's with the zig-zagging mustard? Who the fuck takes the ...

"Chocolate News": David Alan Grier's New Show

David Alan Grier of "In Living Colour" fame has a new show called, "Chocolate News" that is a black, tongue-in-cheek program similar to "Dateline." Think ...

He Won't Shut Up

Michael Lohan's plan to win back Lindsay's heart has gone completely down the crapper and it's all the fault of his big fat mouth. ...

Booger-Encrusted Hooker-Top Anyone?

Alli Sims dropped completely off the map after being booted from Britney Spears' crazy train, and is now apparently broke. According to Crazy Days ...

I've Grown Accustomed to Your Face...and Now I Want to Punch It

Brad Pitt and George Clooney have had a falling out over their mutual desire to play Henry Higgins in an upcoming remake of My Fair ...

Changed Man

Nick Hogan will be released from county lock-up in Florida next month after serving five months of an eight month sentence for rendering his friend ...