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Screw Sarah

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:12:00 -0400

Media mogul Oprah Winfrey refuses to have VP candidate Sarah Palin on her show until after the election. "At the beginning of this presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates," Oprah said in a statement. "I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show." Oprah's just terrified that Palin would be great on her show and sway some of her minions away from voting for Barack Obama in spite of the orders beamed into their implants. Whatever. It's her show. I wouldn't watch it if I was paid with a dumptruck of Keebler Coconut Chips Deluxe.

Maybe the Next One Will Have a Knife

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:17:00 -0400

Emaciated twat Keira Knightley got a scare put into her when a fan went nuts over her refusal to acknowledge him. "The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I'd been sent," the useless bitch explained. "You know when you're really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, 'Keira Knightley!' I got such a shock; I couldn't say anything because I'd been thinking about the book and this guy took incredible offense and started hurling the most amazing abuse.

"He said, 'Who the fuck do you think you are? You're such a cunt.' All this, and I'm completely on my own.

"It's a weird thing to have to deal with, not on a day-to-day basis, but it's happened enough to make me quite jumpy."

Why does the thought of Keira Knightley going through life all shaky like one of those little nervous dogs make me want to piss laughing? Oh right...because it's funny as fuck!

Love Blossoming?

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:08:00 -0400

Lindsay Lohan should dump Sam Ronson for Ugly Betty. First off, Betty is way more attractive than Sam, who would need serious work to even rise to the level of "ugly." Second, Betty works for a big fashion magazine and therefore scores lots of great freebies (though she obviously doesn't wear any of the good stuff). Third, I've heard she's a wizard with her tongue. Fourth, she's a fictional character so, you know, when you're tired of her you just change the channel.

Take That, Baldwin

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:54:00 -0400

Alec Baldwin doesn't only verbally abuse his own children - he also goes after other shows on NBC, the network that carries his program 30 Rock. "NBC hasn't done a fucking thing to help this show [30 Rock] at all," Baldwin recently ranted. "They've gone out of their way to wring the last drops out of My Name Is Earl and Scrubs. Those shows are done! They're cooked! Yet they do a one-hour episode of Earl. You've got to be fucking kidding me."

Unlike Alec's little daughter, My Name is Earl producer Greg Garcia is able to fight back. "[Baldwin] sounds like a psychotic narcissist," Garcia said. "Instead of blaming NBC, I think Alec should consider that some people in America may not want to watch a man who cusses out his own 11-year-old daughter on a phone message . . . Oh, and the reason NBC occasionally puts on an hourlong episode of Earl is because an hour of Earl gets better ratings than an Earl followed by a 30 Rock. It's called math, stupid."

Did he just call Alec Baldwin stupid? Doesn't he know that Alec Baldwin is the most brilliant man on the face of the earth? Alec is going to kick this guy's ass...by calling him a selfish pig over the phone. That's how tough guys get it done.

Broken Dream

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:03:00 -0400

Even huge stars like Brad Pitt have aspirations they never lived up to and regrets they carry with them like horrible burdens all their lives. Brad said of his one great disappointment: "Every guy has fantasised about playing to an audience. I still play the guitar but at my age I know I suck. I love music but that dream has gone." Well, at least he has his great acting career and a loving wife and a bunch of children to make him happy instead.

Poor fucker.

New Couple

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Guy Ritchie and Jeremy Piven can no longer hide their love. Ritchie needed someone soft and feminine after all those years with Madonna.

Flaunting It

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:59:00 -0400

"A man in a tiny helicopter just stole my shirt. Hey yo, get that guy. This kind of shit never happens to R. Kelly man."

Planet Green Desperately Needs More (and better) Content

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:09:00 -0400

By Environment Man

I really want to like Planet Green, but everytime I tune in it seems the same two or three shows are on. The Emeril cooking show seems to always be on. Sometimes I think Planet Green should be called The Cooking Show. No wonder they get the votes on the website. Emeril has the dominant number of episodes. Not that it isn't a good show, but it is just on all the time. The Greensburg shows are on all the time too. I guess 24 hours is a lot of time to fill.

Now I really like Renovation Nation and Supper Club, which is the best show on the network. Of course I like Mario Menounnos "Hollywood Green" show, but whenever Hollywood and green are mixed, it always seems so hypocritical. The celebrities should show us their homes and cars too if they are going to show us their green 'hobbies.' We ain't mad, we're just jealous because the rest of us want riches and fame too. The celebrities [except for Ed Begley, Jr.] just should not act like they are just driving around in a Prius and depending on solar for all of their electricity in their one little hugely expensive retrofitted or constructed 'environmentally friendly' house.

I really wanted to like "Battleground Earth" featuring Ludacris and Tommy Lee. But there was no chemistry between the two principals and the competition just seemed contrived. The conversation stilted. This probably looked really good on paper though. I know I was excited to see how it would work out. It is just that the result ended up seeming to trivialize what are serious energy and environmental issues. I know you were gunning for viewers via the use of celebrities and a boring 'documentary-type' of energy or environment show sends viewers clicking away, but surely these topics can be made interesting and entertaining.

I guess you also know by now we are leading to letting us show what we can do. Oh? We need a major sponsor? No problem. We have one or more. Give us a call.

Fake

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:21:00 -0400

I have come to the conclusion that the blog My Life as Willow Palin is a fake. It is not written by Willow Palin. Two things convinced me of this. One: The writer is trying too hard. Exhibit A: This post from today, which features "Willow" answering accusations of racism from her commenters:

I cannot belivie people are calling me racist? my mom told me they would even show one black person on tv tonight and did they? yes they did, so how can I be racist? diddy is the one who said their is no black people in alaska, which is not true. I treat those kind of people with respect, i let them talk to me, sit near me, so how am I racist? People trying to smear me, yes i’ve learned about that, i am not as dumb as some people…you know who you are….

Sorry, but no...I don't believe Willow Palin wrote that. I believe it was composed by someone who is trying to make trouble. I don't believe, in this era of tightly-controlled campaigns and professional image makers, that a vice presidential nominee's 13-year-old daughter would be allowed to post things like this. I think, if Willow wanted to have a blog, she would basically have to have all the posts approved by some media expert before they could be published.

And then there's the second thing: Earlier today, after I posted my initial blog on the Lindsay Lohan v. Willow Palin flap, I noticed in my sitemeter stats a hit from the admin page of My Life as Willow Palin. What city did the hit register from? Los Angeles, California. Why in fuck would Willow Palin be updating her blog from L.A. when they're all in St. Paul? Is she connecting through a proxy? The most common proxy is the one that goes through Google and that shows up as Mountain View, California. I suppose it's possible that Willow Palin's blog updating is being routed through L.A. and that Willow is posting crazy responses to people's accusations of racism but...sorry, I don't buy it.

Fake

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:21:00 -0400

I cannot belivie people are calling me racist? my mom told me they would even show one black person on tv tonight and did they? yes they did, so how can I be racist? diddy is the one who said their is no black people in alaska, which is not true. I treat those kind of people with respect, i let them talk to me, sit near me, so how am I racist? People trying to smear me, yes i’ve learned about that, i am not as dumb as some people…you know who you are….