Chris Kattan is Getting Married. To a Woman. One With Boobs and Everything.

Former SNL-er Chris Kattan is getting married on Saturday to model Sunshine Tutt. No, that's not a joke...her name is really Sunshine Tutt.

Sunshine's parents missed a great opportunity. They should've named her King...then she could've spent the rest of her life claiming Steve Martin wrote a song about her.

You may have forgotten about Kattan, so I'll refresh your memory: He played lovable characters on SNL like the monkey dude whose whole bit was molesting famous actresses, then he tried acting in movies but they all sucked. Then Andy Dick became famous for basically doing the same thing Kattan did, and he had no choice but to fade into obscurity. And now he's not gay anymore apparently...or maybe he and Sunshine have a really weird relationship.

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