Brad and Angie Do the Cannes Red Carpet

Brad and Angelina hit the red carpet in Cannes. Angelina's not due till August? She'll be the size of the Hindenburg by then.

That dress makes her look like some kind of crazy art project. You know, where some pretentious cock drapes an entire small country in curtains to symbolize man's inhumanity to man or some such bullshit.