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Shitfaced

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:16:00 -0400

Posh and Becks have a secret treatment for battling facial blemishes - bird shit. Victoria discovered the paste, derived from nightingale poo, while in Japan, and began using it to combat her famous acne - and somewhere along the line David tried it too and decided he liked it. Bird shit does have its limits though. It can't wipe the permanently sour expression off your face nor can it cure you of a homosexual fixation on Tom Cruise.

Ragamuffins

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:44:00 -0400

Angelina dresses the kids like little ragamuffins - check out Pax especially - but the whole thing reeks of over-studied phoniness. If they were real ragamuffins they wouldn't be nearly so color-coordinated. And the way Shiloh's pants are rolled up. Trying too hard.

Be Careful Bro

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0400

The dude with the wedding ring is supposedly Anne Hathaway's new mystery man. I don't know anything about it except that I hope for his sake it's just a rumor. That bitch is soulless and were I a heterosexual male I wouldn't want anything to do with her beyond a one-nighter. Did you see what she did to Follieri on Saturday Night Live? Okay, so it's a woman's right to trash her ex after her ex turns out to be a con-artist snake who nearly ruined her reputation. But damn. To do it on live television? Chick has a lump of coal for a heart.

The Skinny on Love

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:28:00 -0400

Courtney Love's new rocking bod (gag) is the result of a gastric band she had inserted by a quack surgeon two years ago. "Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I've had hypnosis but why bother with all that effort? All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted'," a source said.

"Courtney has always had problems with her appearance and is convinced she is ugly and fat. Two years ago she had a gastric band fitted at a surgery in Beverly Hills.

"Lots of doctors refused to do it as she was nowhere near obese, just a little overweight, but eventually she found one.

"And as soon as she had the operation the excess weight started to drop off her. Now she is just skin and bones and looks terrible."

I always assumed she was just on crack. Honestly, she thinks she looks better like that? I've seen emaciated corpses that had more sex appeal. Madonna looks like a beauty queen compared to this freak.

At Least Somebody Likes Her

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:38:00 -0400

Avril Lavigne donated some extra clothes to some disabled Chinese children (Sharon Stone sternly disapproves) and the China Association of Social Workers gave her an award for her outstanding work. They've also apparently been feeding her well. Now she's not just an insufferable bitch, she's a fat, insufferable bitch. And Canadian, which only makes it worse.

No, It's Brad Pitt

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:10:00 -0400

You might be forgiven for thinking this was Leonardo DiCaprio - but the hat gives away that it's Brad Pitt. The picture on the notebook is Barack Obama. Brad is carefully studying one side of the presidential race so he can make an informed decision come November. Angelina still hasn't made up her mind between Juggy and Mummy-Arms (I like it better than Crip-Arms). A buck says she ends up writing in herself.

Over-Exposed

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:07:00 -0400

Tina Fey's Palin impression is pretty funny but I fear Ms. Fey is on her way to being over-exposed. The hipster geek thing is a decent bit but I don't know how much farther she can go on it. And McCain's going to lose so Palin won't be any good beyond November. Maybe she could star in a female remake of Scarface.

Raggamuffins

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:44:00 -0400

Justin Timberlake ‘pops’ the question to Jessica Biel

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:25:00 -0400

Popstar Justin Timberlake has reportedly popped the question to girlfriend Jessica Biel, while on their romantic holiday in Italy.

It has been reported that Timberlake went down on his knees on the final night of their weeklong stay in Italy, according to The Mirror.

According to sources, Biel didn’t blink twice before saying yes.

The young couple plans to walk down the aisle in the next 18 months.

The couple had been in Italy for the wedding of the 26-year-old actress''s former ‘7th Heaven’ co-actor Beverly Mitchell to accountant Michael Cameron, reports the Daily Telegraph. (ANI)

Lynne Spears relieved, says ‘things are looking up again’

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:23:00 -0400

Britney Spears’ mum Lynne is relieved that her family’s trying times are over and that ‘things are looking up again’ for them.

The mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn loves to spend time with her granddaughter, Maddie, who is "growing out of all her clothes".

And she’s also thrilled with Britney’s gradual recovery to stability and her return to success.

The 53-year-old had confessed that she had no control when Britney went through a public breakdown while her 16-year-old sister got pregnant.

She saw the 26-year-old singer losing custody of her two sons to ex-hubby Kevin Federline, followed by her landing in hospital for mental evaluation - twice.

However, mum Spears insisted that her family was now past the hurdles and happy to be where they were.

"Really wonderful things are happening now. It looks like things are looking up again,” Contactmusic quoted her as telling People magazine.

"The seasons are changing and things are good this year. I am so happy where we are right now," she added.

The author of ‘Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World’ confessed that though she wanted things to happen differently but she cannot control what directs them.

She said: "I had a perfect little plan. But, you can''t control the (kids)'' peers, you can''t control society and you do the best you can."

Hoping a better future for her children, she further added: "I would like smooth sailing for my children." (ANI)