B4U India

Shia to Stay Ten-Fingered

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:58:00 -0400

Reps for dipshit Shia LaBeouf are calling reports of his imminent finger amputation "completely fabricated." That's good news for Shia...cause honestly, would any of us have been able to pay attention to another of his performances ever again? We would've spent the whole time trying to see his finger stump. We wouldn't have known if he was playing a douchebag, a dickhead or an asswipe.

Someone Please Muzzle Her

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Miley Cyrus has opened up about her two-year relationship with Nick Jonas and their heartbreaking split. "[Nick and I] became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met," said Miley. "He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, ‘I think you’re beautiful and I really like you.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, my gosh, I like you so much.’ Nick and I loved each other. We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn’t fun."

Um...what the fuck? Miley, you were what, 13 when this started? Okay...either this little bitch is being fed what to say or our society is even more diseased than I thought. Holy God...I do not want to hear a 15-year-old talking about some guy being her 24/7. This has to stop. People have to stop printing what these little people say and have to stop making a big deal out of them altogether. You're killing the world!!!

God help me but it goes on. "At first I bawled for a month straight," Miley says of the break-up. "I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I’ve got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am."

Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!! You only just started having your period!!!!! Shut!!!!!! UUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!

Josshole

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:53:00 -0400

Joss Stone created a major disturbance at a baptism when she decided to play diva to her family. The soul singer-turned-nuisance celebrity was supposed to be there to stand as godmother to her half-brother's son, but showed up a half-hour late and got dressed down by the irate father. Joss's oh-so-mature response? She screamed back at her half-brother, then headbutted him.

Yeah it's true...this bitch is ten times worse than Keira Knightley. Bad as Keira is I couldn't see her behaving like this toward her own family. Then again I don't know her. Maybe she is that unbearable.

Innocent Sienna

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:57:00 -0400

Sienna Miller's friends say the skank never would've touched Balthazar Getty if his marriage hadn't already been on the rocks. "She and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated from his wife," a source said, adding that Balthazar had at that point been "sleeping on friends' couches for six months." Really? A guy that rich crashing with his buds after his wife threw him out? No wonder he started fucking Sienna...he needed different company.

Maybe They Should Call ILM

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:52:00 -0400

Some Islamic assfaces have posted a video threat against the Beijing Olympics. Apparently they mean to blow some stuff up over there. The special effects in this thing suck so bad...it makes the Scientology videos look state-of-the-art. Can't militant fuckwad terrorist cocksuckers shell out some dough for some CGI? Maybe then I'd take their idiotic gripes more seriously. Bunch of goathumping losers. God, get jobs.

Maybe They Should Call ILM

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:52:00 -0400

Maybe They Should Call ILM

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:52:00 -0400

Megan Fox as Mother Teresa?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:10:00 -0400

A trailer for a fake movie having something to do with the new film How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. That title is annoying enough to guarantee I will never, ever see this movie. I'm sure all the slobbering Megan Fox fanboys will buy the thing on DVD as whacking material.

Megan Fox as Mother Teresa?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:10:00 -0400

reqsearch question #6: seeking Shahrukh Khan fan art

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:33:36 -0400

My friend Aradhana, a production designer in Indian and American films, is doing a project on Shahrukh Khan fan art and is seeking submissions for her research. She welcomes anything that isn't an actual photograph - drawings, graphic art, paintings, etc. Please email her here to submit your handiwork and include your name (not just your email address) and where you live. Maybe I should do