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Update: Jean Reno Has Heart Attack...Or Not

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:23:00 -0400

Jean Reno, a French actor who became something of a cult figure in America after the success of his action film Leon, has suffered a massive heart attack while on vacation in St. Barts and is currently in intensive care after being airlifted to the hospital. Reno was with his wife Zofia Borucka at the home of French rock star Johnny Hallyday when the cardiac event occurred. I consider myself a movie buff but I have to confess, I've never seen Leon. Somehow I've always missed it. What this has to do with Jean Reno being in intensive care, I have no idea. Going off on even more of a tangent - I'm amazed Gerard Depardieu hasn't died of a heart attack yet. He's a pig-boat.

Update: Jean Reno has not had a heart attack according to his reps. They say the actor experienced some heart burn and went to the hospital as a precaution. So how the fuck does that end up as "he had a massive episode and was airlifted out and is now in intensive care waiting for the Pearly Gates to yawn open?" I'm not a journalist - don't pretend to be - but the people at these newspapers and their websites are supposed to be. Don't they check shit out?

Then again...Bernie Mac's reps kept saying for days that he was okay. So maybe it's disinformation again.

Jean Reno Has Heart Attack

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:23:00 -0400

Jean Reno Has Heart Attack

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:23:00 -0400

Jean Reno Has Heart Attack

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:23:00 -0400

Overdoing It

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:18:00 -0400

Someone painted the word "slut" on the wall of Sienna Miller's house. It's one thing to call someone that over the internet, quite another to emblazon the word on their residence. Sienna must feel pretty bad right now. Not as bad as Balthazar Getty's wife, but pretty bad...

Uh-Oh

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:29:00 -0400

Jake Gyllenhaal will reportedly star opposite Aussie siren Abbie Cornish in a new science fiction movie set to drop in 2010. This would be just another casting byte if only Jake were not involved with Reese Witherspoon, who already had ex-husband Ryan Phillippe stolen from her by Cornish. The fates aren't honestly giving Cornish a second stab at ruining Reese's life are they? This is too wonderful. I hope Abbie totally seduces Jake, and Reese takes out a hit on her. I want to see a headline: Abbie Cornish reported missing. Reese Witherspoon questioned by the police. She denies everything. A decomposed body turns up. Reese flees. I already have a hard-on.

Panty Birthday

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:38:00 -0400

Hayden Panettiere turns 19 today. This makes her relationship with Milo Ventimiglia a tiny bit less disgusting.

(Hey Dirty Disher...how's that birthday cake taste? I know you baked one for Panty. You looooooooooooove her.)

How it Went Down

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:41:00 -0400

Some British tabs are claiming that John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston by sending her a text message that said, "That's it -- the end." Not "That's all, folks?" "Arrivederci, baby?" "Goodbye to you and your wonderful vagina which I will never get to play with again unless we decide to have one last fuck?" I know all you Aniston-heads will call bullshit on this, saying the British tabs are full of crap and can't be trusted. Maybe it is bullshit - but the whole breaking up by text thing does seem consistent with Mayer's overall douchey and fairly chicken-shit character, don't you think?

Stop Telling Me How Smart She Is

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:23:00 -0400

Scarlett Johansson has announced that she will delay her wedding to actor Ryan Reynolds, and her reason is a novel one: She doesn't want to tear her brother Hunter away from his duties as a worker on Barack Obama's campaign. Right. Because Barack's prospects hinge entirely upon Scarlett's brother being there to hold things together for him. Someone muzzle this twat. Please.

Stop Telling Me How Smart She Is

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:23:00 -0400